were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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