Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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