I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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