I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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