So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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