What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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