i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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