your thong is hanging out like whoa
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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