There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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