We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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