At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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