By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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