Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Say something about gay babies.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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