i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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