Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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