How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i will never coherently bang her
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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