Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
as a side note pls kill me
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