i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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