Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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