The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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