road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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