Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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