Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My ass is underappreciated
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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