Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
honey bunches of taint.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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