i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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