I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
do herpes really smell.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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