You surviving the open bar?
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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