If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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