I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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