If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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