so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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