Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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