none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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