Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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