Your dad touched me again.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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