there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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