maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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