i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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