just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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