i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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