im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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