guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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