i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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