I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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