$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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