Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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