Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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