I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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