This girl is more easily done than said...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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