oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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